Lava Hound

A 7-elixir legendary card that’s meant to tank for other units. Its attack is shit, but if it dies it turns into 6 Lava Pups that end up doing tons of damage but die fast. It’s one of my favorite legendaries.

“Yo bro what’s your favorite legendary?”
“Lava Hound, why?”
“Wow that’s gay 😂 use the Mega Knight lol”
“Dude the Lava Hound is great wdym?”

by Akaudi7 July 2, 2021

Lava Lamp

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011

lava girl

When the women is on her period and you suck the period out.

She gets it. You suck it. Lava is the blood. Lava girl

by emma holman December 18, 2007

lava monster

a hairy, creepy guy who lures young drunk girls into dark corners with the intention of taking advantage. most of the time this happens at parties and the "lava monster" asks a drunk girl to accompany him to the bathroom or secluded corner. the term "lava monster" comes from the fact that everything the "monster" touches turns to "lava", meaning the girl wont be touched by any of the "lava monster's" friends because she is tainted

dude! did you hear about him busting a lava monster on that girl last night?

by mcmorris November 20, 2009

Lava Lamp

Some G-dawg that lives on some hawaiin or volcanic vestable

Hey cuud, Paco here is a Lava Lamp, the foo came here from hawaii

by Natedizzle February 26, 2003

LAVA EATER

someone who has a diet of lava pineapples

I LOVE PINEAPPLES AND LAVA
IMMA LAVA EATER!!!

by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another September 14, 2008