kes lan

Halt's Maul man, Laber nicht!

Redest wieder über Patte? - Kes Lan!

by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020

lan si lan yong linsi

Swear word among the chinese/canto/singlish community to describe someone who is cocky/arrogant

Example
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi

END

by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023

LAN

lightskin ass nigga

* sees a lightskin*
person: that’s one LAN

by littlelonlon March 19, 2023

Yi Lan

The best person in the entire world. So pretty, funny and SEXY. Everyone loves Yi Lan skinny queen. She will light up your life, everyone wants an Yi Lan!

That top is so Yi Lan
“Yi Lan I want a blem”
“Yi Lan come do a line”

by SHHHHHHSECRET November 23, 2021

LAN PARTY

A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).

Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.

“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”

“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”

by SakeJoto March 26, 2025

LAN

Shortened version of lame ass n****

Man you a LAN

by SPINBACK April 21, 2023

LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.

As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)

by QuacksO August 21, 2025