Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer

Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

by Fred Jenkisberger October 26, 2010

LMAF

stands for LeMons As Fuck. Basically someone who's unnecessarily bitter or rude (sour.)

Jeff: April Fools!
Randy: What the fuck? I hate you!
Jeff: Chill dude. You're LMAF right now.

by Lemons Ted April 5, 2017

lmaoiyf

Laughing My Ass Off In Your Face.

"I just stabbed you in the eye! LMAOIYF!"

by Craig K January 8, 2006

lmao

lick my ass onii-chan

female usually says during intercourse in hentai : lmao

by uwu cultist December 24, 2020

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.

Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!

by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

lmau

When the thing you're laughing at is so ridiculous it doesn't even deserve a lmao

Steve: "I don't know, I think Goebbels had some good points when it comes to the white race"
Jeff: "lmau"

by mer@ kunem January 24, 2019

lmaoshmsfoaidmt

laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco

i was lmaoshmsfoaidmt

by 652f678g7tfr5h July 7, 2015