Drivers License

Phoebe Bridgers for straight people

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"

by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021

Graduated licensing

A form of torture used to politically assault and disenfranchise persons to starve to death without alternative limited vehicular traffic limited to 35 kph as real automobile

Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

rez license

Not having a legal state license but being able to drive on the Indian Reservation.

“I have a rez license bro”

by Chris tom December 17, 2018

Sex License

A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.

"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"

by jkslfknsdlg March 7, 2024

your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die

despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit

by markoii April 2, 2022

gravponics license

Anyone who has a license to build a gravponics system holds a gravponics license

When a person gets a license to own and operate a gravponics system, they must get a gravponics license from the license grantor. It is the same as getting a license for anything else in this world. If you want to sell new Chevy products you get a license from Chevy.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013