dirty laundry

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.

After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.

by TheMentant October 22, 2011

laundry biscuit

When one leaves remnants of food he digested in his draws.

Yo dat fool left a laundry biscuit in da washer.

by Sluggyboi October 24, 2007

Laundry meat

laundry meat is when Black/hispanic people think they're right ..but they're really wrong

"that banana is old," when the banana is truly, fresh. The lieng is Laundry Meat.

by Kdizzle12354 February 01, 2007

Dirty laundry

Skeletons in your closet of the most embarrassing and personal type

Meghan and Harry, although their Oprah interview was well meaning, dumped some of their dirty laundry out in the public domain. Now what?

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

No ticky, no laundry!

A Northern NY catchphrase rebuking a one-night stand in favor of monogamy, or at least commitment.

"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"

by The Samminator September 25, 2007

Dirty Laundry

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.

Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.

by becca December 20, 2004

dirty laundry

when you poop in someones mouth.

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.

by lyono April 13, 2009