Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb
Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and
you would be the pole.
Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and
you would be the pole.
by _Kris_Jenner_ June 12, 2023
Get the Kristinemug. by andremedl November 23, 2018
Get the kristin zielkemug. sweet, charming, feisty, determined, possessive, successful, caring, giving, controlling, emotional, beautiful, adoring, romantic, easily angry, compassionate, needy, love able, cozy, cute, giggly, jolly, happy, nice laugh, dependable, amazing cook, outstanding chicken out of the crock pot, driven, enjoys the good times, amazing aunt, daughter, and girlfriend, very bright, warm, and extremely committed.
these personality traits above describe the perfect kristin, my perfect girlfriend.
~ your loving boyfriend, robert.
~ your loving boyfriend, robert.
by krisrob December 18, 2021
Get the Kristinmug. Kristin is the strongest woman know. She is loving and will do anything for a friend. She is smart and vary crafty. There is nothing that seems impossible when Kristin is in your corner. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. A woman who's not afraid to get her hands dirty. You will always have a great time with Kristin. Hard not to love her.
Look at that amazing ass on kristin
by Babers1617 May 16, 2022
Get the Kristinmug. by Nebchchwjwh February 4, 2023
Get the Kristinmug. Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.
by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023
Get the Kristinmug. by bigboy79 April 30, 2020
Get the naughty kristinmug.