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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"
"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
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Kiteing

Short for high as a kite. That’s new right? Yup, that’s so fetch.
How ya feeling Katie? I’m good, I’m kiteing.
by KOC16 December 4, 2021
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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024
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Fly a Kite

Getting high or the action of getting high. Specifically, getting high on Cannabis. The act of proceeding to get high before being high. Thus, ‘High as a Kite”, which is the result of flying a kite to get the kite high to begin with.
Ronnie, ‘ey, you wanna go “fly a kite”? Ronnie’s friend Bobby says, “Hell yeah. Let’s get high.”
by TTWinProvedIt June 12, 2021
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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April Dawn Kite

April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,

She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
April Dawn Kite is love forever,!!!
by 2Lucid May 7, 2021
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