Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020

kidd kraddick

famous morning radio personality who hails from Las Colinas, Texas.

is accompanied by Kellie Raspberry, "Big Al" Mack, J-Si and currently Freddy of Freddy and the Dials.

is known for his extensive job on the station 106.1 Kiss FM. Does extraordinary things such as "breaking and entering Christmas" and "Trip-A-Day Thursday".

Kidd Kraddick said the funniest thing this morning!

by jen7658 May 18, 2008

kiddie

1. a child

2. something intended for children

There all kiddie movies.

by Light Joker August 25, 2007

kiddo

A friend; a buddy

Hey Kiddo?
Was up?

by xXx December 30, 2003

script kiddie

Any loner 12-year-old going on "crakzzz" sites to download some exploit written by someone with a semblance talent. Usually the idiots who try to break in to my server via ssh or ftp. Oh, of course people have accounts with random usernames and no password!

daily output: sshd: Illegal user patrick from 211.234.102.19
sshd: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for 211-2 34-102-19.kidc.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT!
Me: fucking script kiddies! I'm emailing their ISP.

by amigan February 27, 2005

cs kiddie

A prepubescent/pubescent geek who sacrifices every social aspect of his/her life to play Counterstrike, 24 hours a day. These cave dwellers often have pale skin, large eyes that have ceased to dialate, and finger speed that resembles that of the thing from Ghost in the Shell.

My friend camo is a cs kiddie, all i hear is CS:S CS:1.6 blah blah blah....

by Lucifer March 3, 2005