Kesha

noun
1: One of the crappiest pop artists of all time. A failure in the music industry

2: Someone who is just a complete fail of a person

EX 1:

Person: Wow, I can't even believe Kesha got a singing contract.

Me: I know, she sounds like shit!
EX 2:
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nikki? She got drunk, snorted cocaine, banged three guys and got an STD all in one night!

Friend 2: Wow, she is such a Kesha!

by Can'tThinkOfAName May 1, 2012

Ke$ha'd

When you find yourself, or your property trashed and covered in vast amounts of glitter.

A: Dude, what happened?
B: I just woke up and there was glitter all over the floor!
A: Haha, you've totally been Ke$ha'd!

by Moongazer500 October 16, 2011

kecoa

mythical brown creature, very cute, must worship

person 1: omg what is that cute brown creature 😳
person 2: it's a kecoa 😳 my beloved

by riipas July 21, 2021

Kesha

Some weird dude that, despite being russian, pass out after 6 beers, but once you get to know him he´s the best, even though he wants to fight everyone. Proper dressing is a tracksuit and he is soft.

Yo, Kesha, waddup?
Yo, let´s fuck up those guys, they look like troubles!
Ooh man, here we go again))

by Samogonniy dom April 2, 2020

Ke$habag

a female douche bag resembling Ke$ha or with Ke$ha like characteristics

Girl 1: Did you see her hair and that make up?
Girl 2: Why was her eyeliner on her cheek?
Girl 1: She's such a Ke$habag.

by Totes McGee November 25, 2010

Kesha Shower

When one bathes in vodka and glitter.

Cathy gave herself a Kesha Shower before she went to the party because she's a major slut.

by NK-Penne June 10, 2012

Ke$ha

An artist that became popular in early 2010. Has been described as "trashy, garbage, slut, just another pop ho". When in reality, Ke$ha has an IQ of over 140, and scored 1500 on her SAT. She turned down a scholarship to Barnard College to follow her dreams in the music industry. She sang the hook on Flo Rida's "Right Round", but didn't take credit for it because she wanted to make it on her own in the industry (unlike Keri Hilson, who ONLY sings hooks and then ATTEMPTS to do her own thing... Yuck). Her mom handed out demo's which landed in the hands of record producers, and the rest is music history. Ke$ha does all her own makeup for her concerts, and still shops at thrift stores. Yes, she does use auto tune, but then again, so does T-Pain, The Black Eyed Peas, and several other popular artists. She does look like Taylor Swift yet bad ass, which happens to be pretty sexy.

Dumbass: Ugh, is this Ke$ha??? She's SUCH a dumb hoe! Probably lives on a street corner somewhere in LA!!

Me: If you hate her so much, why are you singing along and dancing like a maniac?

Dumbass: ...... It's catchy....

Me: Shut up.

by Juststatingthefacts November 13, 2010