rice krispy chan

rice krispy chan was created at a middle school when a girl drew an aheago and slapped it on the stolencats rice krispy.

stolencat: “ why did you stick that drawing on my rice krispy

oujia: “hehe rice krispy chan go brrrr

by April 28, 2021

Krispy Kramp

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.

Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.

by Coke Can May 14, 2018

Ass krispies

Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops

Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy

by Am May 03, 2018

krispy kream

The act of ejaculating into the nasal cavity. The cum is then snorted to later be swallowed

At first I was worried if she spit or swallowed. Then she did a Krispy kream.

by Whatever-012 March 24, 2016

krispy bitches

the best people on stan twt periodt

who are the best people on stan twitter? the krispy bitches. exactly

by nadia qjqjqjqhwhw February 24, 2021

rice krispy toasted

Down right fucking stoned.

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021

Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025