Karate Rob

Noun: Best used to describe that one friend over there. You know, the one who will bum a cig but when it's his turn to fork out, where's he at? This applies to everything, not just cigs. He also thinks he can beat everyone up, but can't handle 3 bottles of Heineken.

Nuh uh girl, don't go dancin wit him. I smell dats Karate Rob from ova hurr

by IShotKarateRob March 27, 2011

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karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.

Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.

by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013

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Blade hawk karate

Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.

"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"

by Amelia2121 January 7, 2022

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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

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