A bad friend who refuses to go to the zoo because he is too lazy to drive and wantA to use someone else to drive Uber for him. A Julian is also tall; like a giraffe which is why he should go to the zoo. A Julian also has blue eyes like a white tiger; another reason to go to the zoo. A Julian is also prone to muting people on iMessage when he goes to bed early like an old man. He is also a clown.
Person 1: “Do you know someone named Julian?”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”
by Fact Spreader June 09, 2020
by Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby September 01, 2019
by yoloohsa April 30, 2019
He has a weird MOMMA and his dad is a drug dealer nobody loves him and he has roaches and he never showers
Julian is retarded
by Howdeydoody bing boy October 17, 2019
Billy: Give me my shoes back!
Julian: I will collect shoes until I have all the shoes in the world! Superdog will never be able to stop me!
Julian: I will collect shoes until I have all the shoes in the world! Superdog will never be able to stop me!
by Platinum! May 20, 2020