by toesniffer123 March 18, 2023
Get the jp mug.To get JP'ed is not a funny thing, you will loose all your LP and all of your hard day's work in just mere hours, but the truly horrific thing about getting JP'ed is that you only realize it when its too late, its inevitable and can't be prevented.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
Person A: "Bro, i stayed up all night to get back to Diamond just to drop back to Plat with 7 looses in a row a day later"
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
by Pu$$y$läyerXXL January 28, 2023
Get the JP mug.by mvmz February 19, 2023
Get the JPS mug.A professional name used by a vast amount of artists on a music platform like soundcloud. Whoever chooses the name lil JP will magically get lots of respect and will be free of all controversies and legal issues. They will most likely drop earlier than carti and will also manage to gain success in a short period of time (usually within 4-5 years). They can go on a hiatus whenever they want to.
Person 1: Have you checked out "Cookies" by lil JP on soundcloud?
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.
by juliusp October 10, 2023
Get the lil JP mug.For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
Get the Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich mug.Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.
“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023
Get the Jp mug.A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.
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