Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.

Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.

by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018

Jonathan

A kid who is very sweet and is kind to others around and is single bad is very nice and has a lots of friends for example Jaylah his crush ❤️❤️

Jonathan is a nice guy

by Jonathan9190 February 10, 2018

Jonathan

One small boi.

That’s it.

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.

by Nartima October 16, 2019

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.

Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!

by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013

Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.

Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.

by wooby55 October 8, 2014

Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.

Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no

by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016