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jonas brothers

1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.

2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.

2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"

metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
by T dawg January 11, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

1.A person who has gay threesomes in the bathtub and their moaning results in the main melody to their songs.


2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
Person1:hey do you see those guys having gay sex over there?!

Person2:Ya

Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
by Leonidas23 October 13, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

by windexxxx October 16, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

Buncha fags, who think there super good, and good looking.
not even real music.
Only teen girls who have no Idea what music is listen to these fruits.
Get a life and listen to real music,
like metallica.
Dumb Girl: I LOVE Jonas Brothers!
Smart girl : *shoots dumb girl* Fuck JB.
by anomynusssssss bitch October 12, 2008
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jonas brothers

The worst singers since Hannah Montana. Not only can they not sing their songs make no sense.
Jonas Brothers Band meeting, let's listen in.....

Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!
by mike is amazing like pie March 9, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

A form of being a gay failure.
- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"
by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009
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