Anti-Joke

A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.

A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.

Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"

by dkgemini May 28, 2006

joked out

When a person is laughing really hard.

"I swear to Moses... That boy Tustin fell in slow motion. It was so funny, I was joked out!"

by Lusher Lion February 9, 2014

Bova Joke

A bad joke from a bald old man

Knock knock
Who's there
The interupting cow
The interupt....
MOO!

Oh, that's such a Bova Joke

by Bova Jokes October 19, 2018

this is a joke

A phrase often used to describe hopeless teachers attempting to teach.

Thanks Champion, but this is a joke!

by NicholasBillNickyB September 22, 2013

Joker

Soceity of gamers that are bullied and killed by libtards

We live in a Society, joker

by Bjaggi mix October 23, 2019

Jack Tooze Joke

A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.

"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"

"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."

by Audwald February 14, 2009

rough joke

Any joke considered harsh or as dark humor.

This is a rough joke:

A pedophile walks through the woods with a child. The child says, “These woods are scary.” The pedophile says, “Tell me about it. I have to walk back through here alone.”

from Tina Fey's Bossypants

by harmless drudge June 5, 2011