john

he is a nice person and will be a great best friend. he always hangs out with the most stupidest people/group.

person 1 : hey did u see john

person 2 : yeah he is my best friend

by TheOneAndOnlyNessa101 November 13, 2018

John

Another word for a party

john at my crib tonight

by urban dictionary reliable sour December 20, 2018

John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.

P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.

by AsianAndy October 26, 2019

John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.

John dblu is awesome

by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011

johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!

by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004

John

A short gay mexican

John is a pleb

by imnotapleb May 4, 2016

John

John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.

Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples

by You_know_who September 23, 2013