John

John is the guy every female wants.he is very loyal.he is very cute and is smart.he is not mean

John is cute

by We are well June 18, 2018

John

Another word for a party

john at my crib tonight

by urban dictionary reliable sour December 20, 2018

John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.

P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.

by AsianAndy October 26, 2019

John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.

John dblu is awesome

by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011

johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!

by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004

John

A short gay mexican

John is a pleb

by imnotapleb May 4, 2016

John

John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.

Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples

by You_know_who September 23, 2013