Mud jockey

A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.

"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."

by Michael23 June 20, 2007

keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

Pin Dick Coon Jockey

The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.

Fuck you mother fucker, you are a pin dick coon jockey.

by PDCJ Steve May 3, 2008

Slurpee Jockey

Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.

Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?

by Saysomemore March 12, 2008

Jockey-Pipe

The act of sticking a lit crack pipe in your anus and forcibly sneezing to take a hit.

Jeffrey: Hey Mason! I'm about to go jockey-pipe a few grams over at my friend's crib, you wanna come with?
Mason: Yeah just don't hit it too hard or your blood will hurt afterward.

by jthazey August 7, 2019

Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009

suasage jockey

homosexual

Hes a suasage jockey of the worst order. He rides the pork sword in the back door derby most nights in just a pnk shirt.

by Tallboy61 March 5, 2009