Jersee

Jersee: The name of the prettiest girl you will meet. She’s funny, intelligent, and very kind-hearted.

Nobody will meet another girl like Jersee.

by Thatguy123099 May 28, 2018

Jesse James West

A dude obsessed with single moms and gets cracked out with caffeine.

Jesse James West is such a crackhead and he told me he "met" with my mom. Btw i dont have a dad

by Anthony Mantello April 21, 2021

ooo-jesse

Expression of excitement, suprise or enthusiasm.

My boyfriend is about to S my D. Ooo-Jesse!

by Schatje Menatje June 13, 2019

New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.

"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."

by jp_wags July 26, 2020

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

Jesse

An individual who - at some point in their life - will search their own name on UrbanDictionary.com

"Hey man you should check out UrbanDictionary.com" "YA, I totally will...I wonder what comes up if I search Jesse?"

by Mystr_o May 10, 2010

It's A Jersey Thing

A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.

What's a muff cabbage?

It's a jersey thing, you wouldn't understand.

by KangarooTaco October 16, 2010