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National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
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Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business
“Stop jerking off right now brett!”
by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Jerking Offmug.

Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
mugGet the Jerking Off Junemug.

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
mugGet the wild turkey jerk offmug.

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
mugGet the jerking off with happinessmug.

e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
by vand3l October 11, 2008
mugGet the e-jerk offmug.

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