Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

by ThunderGunExprs May 1, 2024

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Jalapeño style

Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before

I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.

by Caitlin’s boyfriend March 1, 2025

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The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.

Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.

by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016

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Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019