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Jacob

Normally a fag that likes black dick, and pretends to be high and drunk and hits on T's bitches
Jacob is a fag
by Jackbaseball11 December 4, 2017
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Jacob

A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.
You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011
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Jacob

Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY
by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014
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Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister
“Damnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” “WAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”
by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019
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Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok
Jacob: hey
Some girl: hey I’m a little down

Jacob: tickles her
by Shortbean November 22, 2018
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Jacob

Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.
People: How you doing Jacob?
Jacob: Good.
People: ( yeah right.)
by The two the many August 8, 2017
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Jacob

An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto
Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob
by Kekleon March 7, 2017
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