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Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going
by BKing19 May 3, 2012
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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing
Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy
by ExtraSauceBoss October 28, 2020
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The North Dakota Jackhammer

When two women use two double sided toys, one for each hole (bootyhole and vayjj) of each woman.
"I heard Susan and Becky did The North Dakota Jackhammer."
by Wheels97 February 27, 2021
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Brutus Jackhammer

Hey Dillion, I hit Susie with the Brutus jackhammer last night!
by anra999 June 30, 2022
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jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
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Callahan Jackhammer

After a male and female have rough sexual intercourse, and the female's leg starts shaking and vibrating, thus not being able to walk.
Dude, I just gave her the Callahan Jackhammer and she won't be able to walk for a bit!
by Nutsnbutts October 11, 2022
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