My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025
Get the Albuquerque jackhammermug. A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.
"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
by SupeDupe February 17, 2019
Get the Storrs Jackhammermug. Go get a hand full of non-solidified concrete and begin to jack off with it as a lubricant. You must cum before the concrete solidifies.
by Ravi banker February 8, 2019
Get the Jackhammermug. by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
Get the San Diego Jackhammermug. Jackhammer is a type of sex position where the girl does a hand stand and opens her leg wide and the boy has to get on top of a bed and grab the girls leg and stick your dick in her vigian or ass either way and start going up and down
by NotACK May 26, 2018
Get the Jackhammermug. When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.
by Messynutz May 17, 2025
Get the The Jackhammer maneuvermug. by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019
Get the Spicy Jackhammermug.