jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018

peep jacker

One who creeps around or sits in sight of another to get a free shot for their sexual pleasure.

That peep jacker just looked down my shirt.

by #1BAM March 18, 2021

waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.

Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!

by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016

Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.

Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker

by wormy4evanobutterflies December 7, 2010

Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

Cracker Jacker

cracker jacker is an ambiguous term for POC who date/fuck white people

"She refuses to date other people of color, she must be a cracker jacker"

by luv43vercat August 22, 2024