Javier Miranda

A lame friend who says “ur mother” and sends troll faces unironically

He said “L” again? He’s being such a Javier Miranda

by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022

Javier

A VERY homosexual male. Javier is a rainbow enthusiast!! He may call himself straight, but we all know that ain’t true. That little.. *gags* f.. ffaaa.. *throws up in mouth slightly*

sigh, faggot.

there.

Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.

Guy: Hey! Is that the gay omega?!

Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!

Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.

Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!

he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality

by irsyri July 18, 2024

The dirty javier dirtbag

When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.

You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.

by Condor12343 June 18, 2011

Javier De Paz

Dopest kid in the world with a 7' dick and strong personality but I just wanna fuck ngl

Broo you are such a Javier De Paz

by Hshfdhdjsj February 6, 2020

Javier Uriostegui

The most handsome and intelligent person. He is most definitely the most caring and loving person. He also has a girlfriend named Jazmyn.

Javier Uriostegui is the goat.

by Bigboss13 December 13, 2021

Javier fernandez

Yuzuru hanyus bestie king
An ice skater from Spain
He's cool and talented

Me: Javier fernandez
People: yes

by mmmmmmmmmbon June 9, 2021

Javier

Javier is the type of guy who eats alot and fucks bicthes like dudes fuck their dogs. Javier is normal the name of a fat guy who looks like biggie smalls and the normally the 2nd biggest in the group. He is usually the fun and quiet type unless he knows you. He is very kind and Mexican and will grow up to beat his wife because he’s drunk he loves and then has an affair with his new born son and goes to court to be proven guilty and then because the man of the yard house

Wife: Babe can you watch the kids while I breast feed our baby?
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!

by John Lanthrope November 20, 2023