by Dewinator October 08, 2011
The shittiest town on the face of Mother Earth. Filled to the top with over-prejudiced conservatives and naked babies, along with numerous marijuana farms and absolutely no black people. Thought of by citizens to be the greatest town north of Taladega, when really it just smells like kangaroos having sex and week-old bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If roadtripping, one should do their best to avoid it and all of its citizens, for they are known to prey on not only babies, but dingos too. Can be a duragatory term towards automobiles.
Kris: Dude! I'll bet that car was shitastic in it's prime!
Ian: Not now though man, now it's just a Salem Indiana.
Ian: Not now though man, now it's just a Salem Indiana.
by Raza_Blade April 29, 2011
a small town in NW Indiana, founded by Malvin Halsted, named after his hometown of Lowell, MA. Known for our incredible football teams and corn. the lowell red devils took state in 2005, and 2nd place at state in 2007!
i live in lowell indiana.
by K_itty Kate March 22, 2008
Ask a girl to put it in her butt, and then pee on her thigh, regardless of the answer to the first question.
by Breendan Jonz April 22, 2008
Probably the awesomest small-town in the world, surrounding Lake Maxinkuckee, the second largest natural lake in Indiana. With the water quality of the lake under constant supervision, it is a perfect place to get away. The shore is lined with beautiful homes and the Culver Academies, a premier college-prep boarding school. It has awesome restaurants, such as Edgewater, Cafe Max, Corndance Cafe, and more. It has a great woodland area for kids to play in. If you haven't been there, then you don't really know the meaning of life.
by Waseya March 19, 2011
The most boring city, maybe ever. Most excitement in Seymour is the occasional heroin OD or a couple of kids threatening to fight. All the fun things in Seymour have since shut down. If you want shitty housing and people, come to Seymour.
by Dank_Science44 June 08, 2017
Located on southern shore of Lake Michigan. Lake County Indiana. 30 miles east of Chicago, Illinois.
A major industrial city back in the day before all the Steel Mills shut down. Then all tha white folk moved out and it became a wasteland. Now its about 90% black with tha rest Hispanic.... but a white mayor (?). And now their tryna raisin the taxes and cost of living when they know people cant afford it. But its all apart of an effort to improve the city by moving lower income people out.... AINT THAT A B!
Known for: The home of the Jackson's (Michael, janet, Joe, Latoya, Tido, etc...). Former murder and crime capital of the world. Popular song from the movie The Music Man ("gary Indiana, gary indiana, gary indiana!)
Also known as G.I.
A major industrial city back in the day before all the Steel Mills shut down. Then all tha white folk moved out and it became a wasteland. Now its about 90% black with tha rest Hispanic.... but a white mayor (?). And now their tryna raisin the taxes and cost of living when they know people cant afford it. But its all apart of an effort to improve the city by moving lower income people out.... AINT THAT A B!
Known for: The home of the Jackson's (Michael, janet, Joe, Latoya, Tido, etc...). Former murder and crime capital of the world. Popular song from the movie The Music Man ("gary Indiana, gary indiana, gary indiana!)
Also known as G.I.
by Harold S. October 24, 2006