Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.
by FallenGhost November 15, 2023
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by ZeroPussyInsurance April 4, 2023
Get the pussy insurance mug.Nationwide renters insurance includes features such as identity theft protection and coverage of up to $25,000 for covered expenses. Additionally, customers receive access to cyber risk specialists and multiple policy discounts. Additional perks include Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company discounts for installing home security and protective devices, multipolicy savings, and educational content. Customers can also get an app for iPhone or iPad to access their policy information on the go. In addition, this company has offices in many states, including New Jersey and California.
Nationwide Renters Insurance Company
by vegansav May 12, 2023
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Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
by kincaidenau December 16, 2023
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Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
by naukincaide December 17, 2023
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Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
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The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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