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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth
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what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick
James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal
by Canarsie57 December 16, 2021
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break your mouth

So good it broke your mouth. Spanish expression from Uruguay.
Malcom's burger is so good it will break your mouth.
by Black House December 4, 2017
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Your momas mouth

Where you talk
Don't let that that slip from your momas mouth
by Cnote the crow November 18, 2021
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Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
by Tate3223 April 10, 2023
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