Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

Memphis

A boy that is always goofing around and love fidget toys

Memphis was figeting around in the back of the class

by #The meow meow c@t June 8, 2021

Memphis

genderless ranboo enjoyer who is loyal and kind one minute and ready to kill and doesn't care about laws the next. sometimes they are also just GOD. <3

P1: Hey that person over there is probably named Memphis
P2: Why do you say that?
P1: Because they are non-binary and a ranboo fan

by Wolfboo my Beloved <3 March 27, 2022

Memphis

This is the name of someone who just gave all of their information to their "friend" so they can make a clone out of them

Milk: hey Memphis what's up Memphis: I just sold my information to my "friend" so they can clone me

by Billy_bobby_brown November 28, 2020

memphis

bad bitches that come in fours; hatched on planet sheen

OMG did you see memphis’s post, they looked so hot!

by planet sheen December 27, 2020

Memphis

A word so abhorrently bad, that your Twitter account gets instantly banned just saying it.

Me, an innocent twitter user: *types Memphis*
Twitter: "R E A L S H I T ? ?"

by 1997HondaCivic March 14, 2021

Memphis

A word that gets you banned on Twitter if you tweet it.

A: What is the first name of the football player Depay?
B: Memphis.
(B gets a 12 hour ban on Twitter)

by flytech March 14, 2021