Vida Minute

A minute that is actually 30-60 minutes.

She will call you back in a Vida Minute because she is picking up her kids from school.

by anonymous June 5, 2017

Meddling Minutes

The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.

Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?

Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.

Person B: Fair enough.

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018

Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 4, 2017

minute-zenomen

zenophobic minutemen;a member of a zenophobic group

those dudes gaurding the border are minute-zenomen

by reverend-triggafinga October 21, 2008

Nigga Minute

A nigga minute is another way to say "long time". However it is officially defined as 25 years. This number comes from the average jail sentence for a male of the African decent.

Yo, i ain't seen you in a nigga minute!!

by Nigga 5 December 1, 2017

sawyer minute

origin of the mc donalds in timmins, its based off of how long it will take a new employee to accomplish a new found task. it is not a set amount of time but used as a generic amount to answer anothers question.

mel: sawyer is the nuggets down?
sawyer: not yet
matt: dont worry mel, it'll be down in a sawyer minute

by spektor911 August 23, 2011

LA Minute

Like a New York minute but longer (due to traffic, the wide sprawl of LA, and because everyone in LA is laid back)

Sophie: I'll be there in a LA minute (5 minutes to an hour)

by Lilcap May 30, 2016