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Diner Immortality

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When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.
I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!
by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012
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Age Immortal

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Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.
by texan definitons January 2, 2020
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Sexual Immortality

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When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.
Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁
by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020
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Profane immortality

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something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible
quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality
by EA animations April 21, 2021
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Not a single inch of hair, it puts johnny sins to shame. He is also very old and his real name is augustus.

Used to have hair that were very greasy.
by someoneonthisplan3t April 28, 2023
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True Immortal

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A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.
The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.
by Observingerf February 20, 2024
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