IKEA

a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

by phan crap February 19, 2017

Ikea

A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime

Ikea is cool af

by Princess Kazi March 16, 2017

ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

ikeyla

A green substance going around the rim of a moldy and corroded pregnancy test. Usually uncommon but mostly found in areas of a ghetto.

“Ew what’s that green stuff on my pregnancy test!?” “It’s the ikeyla”

by Fish nugg May 17, 2018

IKEA wog

Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.

Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!

Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.

by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018

Izeyahna

Izeyahna izeyahna is the most generous girl you will ever meet she is smart , kind ,caring ,loving and so much more.Soon as you see her you will fall head over heels for her I promise

That new girl is so kind !
Who Izeyahna?

by Weber’s lol December 8, 2018

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019