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Iking

A fake Viking or an “impersonation viking
Dave is such an iking he’s so weird
by TiWAu December 26, 2023
mugGet the Ikingmug.
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I'm so bored that I typed 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}| into Google!
by the upteenth time December 27, 2023
mugGet the 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|mug.
When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.
GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"
by Quinzen June 1, 2024
mugGet the `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|mug.

Dirty Ike

A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut
P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight

P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!
mugGet the Dirty Ikemug.

Ike

Someone named Ike doesn't need to have people like him. Ikes will do anything to protect their family. Ikes like to live life to the fullest and love to be little trouble makers. They will accomplish anything they put their mind to. Not to mention, Ikes are fucking beautiful. Girls love touching them. Ikes are hands down the hottest men EVER. I love Ike.
Oh my god, Becky! Ike is such a hottie.

Ike is sooo flirty.
by Lemonballs March 22, 2019
mugGet the Ikemug.

Ikeing

The historical event that involved ambatukamomaygot ikeing all over the furnishings of this establishment
I’m so gay I can’t stop ikeing 🤤🤤🤤ambatuike!!!
by Ikeharper January 5, 2023
mugGet the Ikeingmug.

Ike

He's very controlling. He will love bomb you and then gaslight you into thinking everything is the same as he slowly gets worse each day until he's trying to control your every move and then act like the vicim while doing it all. Especially if his last name starts with C.
"oh my gosh I heard Ike wants to ask you to prom"
"No way! ewwww please no."
by ummmmmm your ex May 5, 2024
mugGet the Ikemug.

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