He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
by PBSPinchback June 14, 2015
If you want it, you get it
if it needs to be done, you get it done
if you don’t like it, you change it
if it needs to be done, you get it done
if you don’t like it, you change it
by imbeatingonyodog February 04, 2022
Bob: Hey, try this mushroom man!
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.
by Van! June 29, 2007
by Elmont's sal February 07, 2011
- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011
Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1
<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"
by Josherick #3 January 29, 2005
Girlfriend: Oh no you didn't, what is all that white stuff on your boxers... ain't from me brotha!
Lying ass nigga: What had happened was there was a fire at the club and the white stuff that come out the fire extingisher got all my boxers... cus you know baby, I sag a little bit. Then I was tryna get home to you cus I didn't wanna be out all night... and then I didn't have time to wash my boxers off.
Lying ass nigga: What had happened was there was a fire at the club and the white stuff that come out the fire extingisher got all my boxers... cus you know baby, I sag a little bit. Then I was tryna get home to you cus I didn't wanna be out all night... and then I didn't have time to wash my boxers off.
by MrsMcGhee2Your January 11, 2013