5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.

by Milanoymous October 19, 2003

interbalconial

sexual intercourse spanning the gap of two independent balconies of the same, or two different buildings.

i looked out my apartment window, and i saw this chick going interbalconial with her boyfriend of the firescape.

by bakerboy78228 January 11, 2008

intergalactic war mask

See iron war mask.

I would put my intergalactic war mask on that bitch.

by The Grand Vizier June 12, 2008

internalationship

The extended time period friends give each other to see themselves in other countless relationships. Remaining friends over the years. Hearing all the talk around the town. But knowing the talkers know nothing about the internalationship between them.

Woman: Exactly how many numbers did you get from those hoochillaz at the bars?
Man: Those dumb broads know nothing about what train was about to hit them. How many guys tried to buy you them drinks woman?
Woman: Wow, I lost count.

Man: Me too.
Woman: How many did you call?
Man: That's the funny part. I never called any of them. I was waiting for you to just give me yours.
Woman: No way, Train you can't handle this. I'm crazy.
Man: I know woman we have that internalationship going on. Let me get that number. Darn it, it's been 9 years.
Woman: You wouldn't call on me. Your bluffing
Man: Look woman I know you better than any man and I know all your secrets too.
(The man has called me every day since then and asked me to marry his crazy butt next year. Some men are worth the wait for. That's why they call him the ETrain.)

by WhodatgrillinSomechickenzBoy February 6, 2010

Internal Private Virtualized Environment (IPVE)

A virtualized computing environment that lies within an organization's security perimeter, which takes advantage of virtualization technologies to maximize an organization's hardware utilization.

Sometimes referred to as a private cloud.

Internal Private Virtualized Environment (IPVE) -

Sometimes referred to as a private cloud.

by Jon-R GCS January 5, 2011

internal IT

Gay

internal IT: I don't have time or the skillz todo what you ask
requester: ?

by cybercyberjesus December 11, 2011