gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.

I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Hangout Insurance

something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.

Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.

by ismissing April 15, 2011

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019

Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)

Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.

by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019

Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.

No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!

by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022

pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.

Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.

by ZeroPussyInsurance April 4, 2023