pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.
Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.
by ZeroPussyInsurance April 04, 2023
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Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 06, 2018
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Insurable

by jg123321 December 22, 2017
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Laugh Insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance
by Braidos October 27, 2009
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insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Insurance

by vegansav June 03, 2023
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insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.
I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.
by 35 at least September 09, 2017
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