zipper club

An exclusive group of people who have gone through open heart surgery leaving them with a scar like a zipper on their chest.

Lily: I recovered from open heart surgery awhile ago. Left me with a cool scar.

Dayna: Guess you're part of the zipper club now!

by Queen Elsa March 16, 2014

Club Dump

When a clubgoer has to take and emergency poop in the crowded club. This tipically involves hovering over a soiled toilet seat in a crowded bathroom, while the other stalls are used to snort cocain.

The night turned for the better after I took a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.

by Sonic B June 2, 2011

The Bird Club

A group of eclectic, mostly insane, people.

The Bird Club has many members suffering from many mental diseases.

by Suzy Gerbil January 3, 2007

Slow Club

An amazing variety of random awesome music that is strange but catchy from the Slow Club band.

Let's listen to Slow Club!

by Becca Taylor August 14, 2009

Club Parking

Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's

"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."

by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

Scene club

Where Funny Man told Jeffree Star to beat it

"I'm at the scene club told Jeffree Star to beat it"
(what the fuck)

by motrukka June 7, 2011

The D Club

A club in which straight males show each other their penises to prove that they are not gay (first revealed by Aaron Hanson on the youtube channel called Game Grumps on the video called Ninjabread man)

Lets create a club where we just show each other our DICKS!

We had a club, called the D Club

by LovelyGrumpGirl April 27, 2014