Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.

Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'

by Guciemman May 11, 2011

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HYPMSC

A combined acronym referring to the universities: Harvard-Yale-Princeton-Massachusetts Institute of Technology--Stanford-Caltech. Used by major nerds. Can be pronounced "Hype-misk."

Person A: Do you think your brother will get into HYPMSC?
Person B: Naw, maybe top 5-10, but not those.

by stoledmusic April 11, 2010

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hypocock

a hypocrite that also happens to be a dick and or asshole at the same time.Being a hypocrite in a mean fashion.

Man my dad is a real hypocock when he yells at me for smokeing when he does.

by pendrec March 21, 2009

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Hypocompuchondriac

A person who always thinks there is something wrong with their computer.

That hypocompuchondriac keeps asking me to install a new hard drive on his computer even though there is nothing wrong with it.

by ShadowChaser March 26, 2007

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Hypochristian

A follower of the Nazarene incarnation of the Mosaic deity Yahweh, variously referred to as Jesus, Yeshua, Christ.

See also Yahwehpocrite.

Wow, you Hypochristians attend abortion rallies to defend fetuses but you think that it was ok for Yahweh to order the slaughter of Amalekite babies! I don't get it!

by GreatBigBore February 22, 2010

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poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

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The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009

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