Houston is a nice sexy man with a large penis and is good a sex and LOVES getting nudes and romantic and will hold your hand and give you a hug or a kiss anytime he also loves playing sports and other out door activities. If you find a Houston you should cuff him right away
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If a guy is named Houston, watch out. He's nice at first, but ends up being a total dick. No girls want to date a Houston.
Girl 1: Hey, I think that guy in Science just texted me. Houston?
Girl 2: Seriously?? Don't answer. He's a total prick.
Girl 2: Seriously?? Don't answer. He's a total prick.
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Get the Houston mug.Chick Head #1: There is supposed to be a crunk ass party over at Bayou Oaks.
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!
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Get the Houston Hard Hitterz mug.An expansion team of the NFL established in 2002 that plays in the AFC South.
They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.
After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.
In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.
They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.
Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.
Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.
After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.
In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.
They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.
Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.
Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
(end of the first half)
CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."
(after the game)
CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."
(after the game)
CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
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