hoop waffle

total shite

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.

by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004

Hoola Hoop

A girl who goes around and has sex with everybody. she goes round and round.

Jack: A have you heard of that girl jill
Joe: Yea shes cool bro.
Jack: Yea but shes a Hoola Hoop, she goes around screwing everyone.

by garland104675 January 10, 2010

squitter hoop

Your Arse hole. ring piece

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."

by Grandad October 1, 2007

hoop it up

Hoop it up means to have maximum fun in an urban environment for one or two days. In other words, spending cash, drinking bottles, pushing hot women and cars and then going back to being a "real" person.

How can "hoop it up" be used?

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: I am going to Chicago on Friday and Saturday.
Person 1: Are you going to "hoop it up" when you are there?
Person 2: Yes, I emptied my checking account.

by Extra Regular December 29, 2007

hoop jaloby

Where you go after the after party

"And after the party it's the Hoop Jaloby"

by chris chelli February 6, 2007

hula hoop

cool ring shaped crisps that are about 1cm thick with a abut a 1cm diameter. Come in a variety of flavours, with original being the obvious best.

That fat bastard ate all my hula hoops!

by margheritapizza April 4, 2007

Hoop Smacker

Hoop Smacker is a slang word for a homosexual, or a man who performs sodomy. The word is mostly used in England.

You're a fucking hoop smacker.

by Matt Gabrick December 30, 2004