lousy hooker

Women who talk, drink, and act like sailors...prowl around like men,say what they feel and NEVER back down to anyone!
"Alisha was in the bar last night acting like a lousy hooker."

"did u see that lousy hooker over there with that group of gUYS!? they all bought her drinks!"

What a lousy hooker, the bitch just took my shot!
by DICKLicious January 13, 2011
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Ratshit Hooker

A woman of loose morals that resides or was raised in a neighborhood that is infested with rats, i.e. the hood or a hood-like area. This woman will often have a face that appears to have had a rat shit upon it. Indicative of the Ratshit Hooker is a child from a previous relationship that is often neglected in lieu of bar hopping and subsequent fornication.
Man, that girl you took home last night was a real ratshit hooker!
by Justin S 7529 February 01, 2008
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Hooker Hours

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
by The Moody Poet September 07, 2006
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Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."
by b to tha ruce December 03, 2006
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food hooker

An attractive waitress at a food service establishment.
Damn, that food hooker is hot!!
by Unholy7 March 30, 2008
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bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible
by eddie and captain winkie June 15, 2007
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Hooker Pile

Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!
John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013
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