Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually

you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes

by spencershorts August 20, 2020

Braydon Holmes

Braydon Holmes is the big dawg

Person 1: "Have you talked to Braydon Holmes? He helped me with my homework."
Person 2: "Yeah he's literally the big dawg!"

by Nootmare April 5, 2025

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023

Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.

Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”

by RxGC June 15, 2023

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021