a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.
by klovecincy January 13, 2016
Get the heathermug. She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.
by Ieatducks July 31, 2016
Get the heathermug. The kindest, quietest, funniest, sweetest, most loyal, most lovable, most kissable, most passionate and perfect woman I've been blessed with knowing. If you don't have a Heather like MINE, you need to get your whole life in order A.S.A.P.!
by Jstuffalot January 17, 2019
Get the Heathermug. A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather
Don't be like that bitch heather
by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 1, 2016
Get the Heathermug. by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003
Get the Heatheredmug. When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014
Get the Heathermug. GORGEOUS but insecure
SWEET but can be a devil
SMART but never uses her intelligence
FRIENDLY but has very little friends
EMOTIONAL but covers it up easily
SHORT but everyone seems to see her
ANNOYING but very likeable
SWEET but can be a devil
SMART but never uses her intelligence
FRIENDLY but has very little friends
EMOTIONAL but covers it up easily
SHORT but everyone seems to see her
ANNOYING but very likeable
Heather: *knows all the answers but doesn't even bother*
Heather: *has no one at sit with at lunch*
Heather: *has a bad day but still smiles*
People: "I like ur shoes"
Heather: *talks non stop for 30 mins*
Everyone else: *annoyed but can help but love her*
Heather: *has no one at sit with at lunch*
Heather: *has a bad day but still smiles*
People: "I like ur shoes"
Heather: *talks non stop for 30 mins*
Everyone else: *annoyed but can help but love her*
by True heathers September 4, 2020
Get the Heathermug.