heather

a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.

There are many Heathers in Ohio who just need a Mookie Blaylock to love them.

by klovecincy January 13, 2016

heather

She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.

Alex : Man Heather, is just so amazing.
Heather: K cuntdick 😆.

by Ieatducks July 31, 2016

Heather

The kindest, quietest, funniest, sweetest, most loyal, most lovable, most kissable, most passionate and perfect woman I've been blessed with knowing. If you don't have a Heather like MINE, you need to get your whole life in order A.S.A.P.!

Thank you Heather for letting Bootsy love you!

by Jstuffalot January 17, 2019

Heather

A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather

Don't be like that bitch heather

by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 1, 2016

Heathered

Getting passed around at party for rough sexual pleasure

Alice was getting heathered at Bryan's birthday party.

by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

Heather

When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.

(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way

by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014

Heather

Heather is a person who is not a whore, but on Christmas and in the following 12 days, in very rare circumstances, has been known to make men shout...Ho, Ho, Ho. Because she is a dam clever girl.

Ba-Da-Dumm-Da, that was a clever joke, are you a Heather?

by HappyHam December 23, 2017