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Pull a Heath Ledger 

Becoming the best in a job where everyone expected you to fail.

Comes from the fact that Heath Ledger was universally panned when casted as Joker and ended up giving the most memorable performance for the character until Joaquin Phoenix matched it.
Robert Pattinson is gonna suck as Batman.
Dude, I still expect him to pull a Heath Ledger.
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Haywards Heath 

The place to be in mid sussex. Full of gypsies and battys.
Gammy is a batty.

Michael Heath Butt Ruler 

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
Michael Heath Butt Ruler by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

Dirty Heath 

When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.
"Girl did you really hook up with him?"

"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"
Dirty Heath by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020

Crossley Heath 

Crossley Heath is a shit hole.
“I go to a shit school.”
“Oh you must go to Crossley Heath.”

National Shut Up Heath Day 

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

The Heath 

Notorious wooded spot that shares borders with Crayford, Wilmington and Bexley in Kent, England.
After dark it becomes a spot for middle-aged men wearing caps and sunglasses to engage in gay sex and dogging amongst the trees.
"Did you just see those two men? They were walking onto the Heath carrying a plastic bag."

KEEP GAYS OFF OUR HEATH - Local flyer.
The Heath by Preset Mode May 13, 2006