by Manofisle May 30, 2018
Get the tank hanger mug.A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.
Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
by RJSCR March 30, 2011
Get the Purse Hanger mug.A bisexual person. A fence-hanger is a term that refers to a person who hangs on the proverbial fence - he or she is unable to pick a side on which to committ his or her sexuality, but rather stays near the fence (the middle).
by soadfreak973 March 2, 2008
Get the Fence-hanger mug.A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.
by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023
Get the Ape Hangers mug.The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up
Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
by The turd master December 10, 2013
Get the phantom hanger mug.The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014
Get the granny hangers mug.this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
by obease August 6, 2008
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