bird hair

When a girls bangs are so short some pieces stick straight out.

"That girl over there has some vicious bird hair!"

by lexieisFRESH April 8, 2009

Physics Hair

The Phenomenon of the fringe being lifted to great heights without the aid of gel caused by having been sitting with one's head resting on one's non-writing hand for the extended time required to complete Physics problems.

*Upon running into a Physics room-mate in the kitchen at 2am exhibiting the symptoms:

"Wow, dude. Nice Physics hair."

by seeco March 15, 2010

camel hair

Those wisps of hair that poke out of a womens panties or bathing suit bottom.

Sheila: Did you see Rita's camel hair.

Rebecca: I sure did. She really could use a trim down there.

by patsguy March 31, 2011

Ps1 Hagrid

THE SEXIEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS SEXIER THAN SHREK AND RICHARDO COMBINED. HIS NAMED IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SEXY BECAUSE HE IS SO SEXY GODDAMN

You think Shrek is hot? You clearly never seen Ps1 Hagrid, who is the ultimate sex god

by TheAngryChickenWing March 2, 2020

Blue Hair Special

Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.

“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”

by Grumps October 13, 2020

Curly hair

That chaotic point between wavy hair and coily hair, where your hair just doesn't define any laws of physics and has a will and mind of its own

Curly hair problems; styling it is too difficult and takes too much time, but letting it be unsupervised ends up being even more disastrous

by ᴛᴇʀʀᴇɴᴄᴇ May 10, 2021

cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020