An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.
Triggered by: -People being loud late at night
-Having sex on a pool table
-Eating their food when drunk
-Anything you do if your named Moga
-Bringing them dishes to clean
-Chop through their door with an axe
(even worse if they are having sex)
-Cats tipping over trash cans
Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound
-Party balls thrown down stairways
-"FUCKING CAT" screamed
-Racial slurs
-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)
-Orange towels thrown
-Door slammings and stomping
Triggered by: -People being loud late at night
-Having sex on a pool table
-Eating their food when drunk
-Anything you do if your named Moga
-Bringing them dishes to clean
-Chop through their door with an axe
(even worse if they are having sex)
-Cats tipping over trash cans
Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound
-Party balls thrown down stairways
-"FUCKING CAT" screamed
-Racial slurs
-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)
-Orange towels thrown
-Door slammings and stomping
Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?
Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.
Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!
(door slams, stomping)
and
("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")
Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.
Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!
(door slams, stomping)
and
("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")
Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009
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The act of beating off after catching a predator on national tv, then returning home to satisfy yourself while watching the playback.
I practice hansonbation every Wednesday night after tuning in to see sexual predators caught on television.
by shirleys January 9, 2007
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This term instead of being used in a full sentence can be boomed aloud as a derogative statement to something that would normally mean you have to lift an actual finger or get up off your fat behind.
"HASS-O"
This term instead of being used in a full sentence can be boomed aloud as a derogative statement to something that would normally mean you have to lift an actual finger or get up off your fat behind.
"HASS-O"
Example 1 :
Dorris : " can you do me a favour and tighten up my bra? "
Me : " HASSOE "
Example 2 :
Man:" I have to go to work "
Me : " HASSOE "
Dorris : " can you do me a favour and tighten up my bra? "
Me : " HASSOE "
Example 2 :
Man:" I have to go to work "
Me : " HASSOE "
by Billen June 12, 2007
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