Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.

"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.

by StonerIsLegend February 7, 2013

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

hurt panda

Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.

Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

by therocker83 July 18, 2021

Slut Hurt

When a hot girl gets bent out of shape for being rejected.

Bitch, don't be gettin' all slut hurt just cuz yo' nasty vag got da clap.

by Robisgod January 4, 2015

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005